No-brainer.

March 28, 2008

Oh, no. Not *another* hat.

Edna’s tenure as Head Girl was spectacular,

but short-lived. She dropped one from a float

during the Bastille Day Parade and mislaid another two

on a football pitch outside Arles.

~*~

Bonus Featurette: Oh, Crumbs! When Good Cakes Go Bad: A cakespy crime scene.

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14 Responses to “No-brainer.”

  1. kyknoord Says:

    So much for the phrenology correspondence course.

  2. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Phrenology 101: the big bump with the keyboard-shaped indents on your forehead could indicate frustration and boredom at work, dear. The crater at the back probably just means you aren’t breathing.

  3. Martin Says:

    So much for getting a head start before university.

  4. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    True. Then again, she never did have much of a head for figures.

  5. dolceii Says:

    Getting caught necking did her reputation no good either.

  6. Cakespy Says:

    Looks like she lost her head over that one. ;-)

  7. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    dolceii: Well! So much for her headache, then.

    Cakespy: If only she’d worn a hairnet.

  8. dolceii Says:

    Mrs B, every self respecting, knicker obsessed teenage boy knows that a headache actually means “aching to give head” (or so I’ve been reliably informed). Enda, however, would probably take that a little literally.

  9. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    You know, dolceii, I’d been struggling to resist dredging up a reference to ‘giving head’ all morning. Thanks for doing the dirty work so I don’t have to, dear.

  10. dolceii Says:

    They don’t call me ‘gutter girl’ for nothing!

  11. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    True. I’ve heard that.

  12. dolceii Says:

    Really? I must remember to send them their cheque.


  13. Actually, I think your mum prefers cash. :)

  14. dolceii Says:

    Doh! Of course. Cash upfront is the number one rule of guttergirls.com. She’s going to dock my pocket money for that.


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