Cake or Death?*

February 22, 2008

I'm partial to Phyllobates terribilis, myself.

Cousin Mimir parachuted in from Barranquilla

with 12 Witoto bearers and a souvenir pestle

from the Colombian National Coffee Park.

“I do wish I’d known you were coming”, said Mother,

coating another dart with curare.


* With apologies to the lovely Mr Izzard (Warning: Yootoob link)


9 Responses to “Cake or Death?*”

  1. kyknoord Says:

    That must have been one heck of a big parachute.

  2. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    They dropped the pestle separately. God.

  3. Parenthesis Says:

    It’s mortifying how everyone thinks they’re a critic nowaday, eh, Mrs B? *tee hee*

  4. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Empty vessels, dear – empty vessels.

    (On that note, why don’t you link your comments to your own site? Aren’t we good enough? Where’s my quote? Hey? Where’s my beer? Where’s my caaaake? Where, Parenthesis, where?)

  5. Parenthesis Says:

    ‘cos it’s drivel Mrs B, to be honest =)

  6. dolceii Says:

    Why didn’t he just do a baba yaga and just ride in on the pestle.

    Flashy bastards.

  7. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    dolface… that’s a flippen’ impressive bit of association on your part. Damn!

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