Shut Up. You Only Noticed On Tuesday.
July 10, 2008
Urgent and mysterious circumstances compel me, Benitez, to stuff a pigskin valise and flee this town, the rain, and the Internet, until further notice. Say, Monday. Abnormal service will resume as soon I resume, that’s all I’m allowed to say. Apologies for the short notice, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Don’t break anything. Don’t torch anything. Those are not raisins.
Auf Wiedersehen, pets.