Class Acts.

May 30, 2008

“Three Ds and a C”, Edgar mumbled, reluctantly

surrendering the Report Card. “Three Disinterments and a Cremation!”

exclaimed Father, dabbing his cheeks with a blindfold,

“Son, we may just get you that new bicycle after all!”.



9 Responses to “Class Acts.”

  1. kyknoord Says:

    An electric bicycle?

  2. The Tart Says:

    I can only imagine what that bike would be capable of!

    Summer smooches,
    The Tart
    ; *

  3. A bicycle pump and a length of brake cable can take you far in life, dear.

  4. thegnukid Says:

    “…dabbing his cheeks with a blindfold…”

    Beautiful! A child’s dream of a parent who will not see and love nonetheless.

    I think Edgar should get ice cream as well…

  5. daisyfae Says:

    Awww… He did disinter-great! Good that he didn’t make an ash of himself either…

  6. Oh poor Edgar. Oh well. Discipline is discipline. And yes, a bicycle pump is useful for fanning the flames.

  7. Dolce Says:

    Pah. Only one Cremation? Bet it wasn’t with an additional A for arson either? Kids are just not left to spoil enough these days.

  8. gnu: I scream, you scream… have a double scoop, yourself, dear. With extra sprinkles.

    daisy, daisy: I know! And he’s so fired up by his achievements that we’re hoping he’s finally grasped the value of a First Degree convic… education.

    Mandy: And for beating small, defenceless, people on the head!

    Dolface: True, but he’s a serial underachiever, so we’re just hoping for the best.

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