Hot to Trot.

January 25, 2008

“Where’s Edna with those refreshments?”,

brooded Virgil, casting dark glances at the horizon.

“She might be a while”, said Edgar cheerily, swatting at

a fly with a daintily-shod prosthetic limb.



9 Responses to “Hot to Trot.”

  1. kyknoord Says:

    Edna really has been in the wars, hasn’t she? Poor thing.

  2. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    I’ve never really liked her, myself.

  3. dolceii Says:

    That’ll teach her to get legless in the staff quarters.

  4. kyknoord Says:

    O RLY? Pull the other one.

  5. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    The next person to drop in a reference to feet, footsteps, leg ups, leg overs, leg… warmers, or anything even vaguely ambulatory, is going to be shopping for a new set of limbs before you can say “footloose”.

    Really, it’s for your own good.

  6. dolceii Says:

    She’s going to have to change her name from Edna to Eileen.

    Now Benitez. Where exactly does one purchase dainty footwear for prothesis? I ask purely academically, naturally.

  7. Parenthesis Says:


  8. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    dolface: don’t make me come over th… Oh. That was actually pretty funny. Damn.

    (Try Peggy’s Discount Werehouse in Salt River, dear.)

    Parenthesis: you’re late.

  9. Parenthesis Says:

    Just going with the flow Mrs B ;)

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