If It Whines, Shoot It.

December 5, 2007

“Hurry up and get it off me”

Edgar whispered, “I think it’s multiplying!”

“Don’t be such a ninny”, drawled Virgil, leafing through

his field-guide, “it’s probably just another

Feeblus Excusus.”


Somewhat Important Announcement!
Mrs. Benitez regrets (once again) to inform you that postings will be sporadic, scarce even, between now and the new year due to crushing, all-consuming, and faintly unreasonable Coven demands*.

Mrs. Benitez apologises and promises to try harder. At some stage.

(*What, did you think those heads were going to pickle themselves?)


Another Somewhat Important Announcement!
Mrs. Benitez would also like to express her undying gratitude to Kyknoord and that Crayola Dude for giving me an opportunity to go a little postal and participate in the ongoing Pay It Forward Exchange. Expect some Benitez loveliness in the new year, dears.

(Parenthesis: are you going to give me that address, or what?)


7 Responses to “If It Whines, Shoot It.”

  1. kyknoord Says:

    I believe they make good watchd – um – pets.

  2. The Tart Says:

    He must be one of the heads!

    ; )

    Holiday smooches,
    The Tart
    ; *

  3. Parenthesis Says:

    Post disclaimer: this work is fictitious. Any resemblance or likeness to person or place, living or dead is mere coincidence; no likeness is intended or should be inferred ;)
    I’m a fan, Mrs B, what can I say? ;)

  4. crayola dude Says:

    I better tell my legions of adoring fans, all two of them, that I too have no desire to do anything but fuck around until january 14th…

    Or perhaps I shall let them pine and wonder… ‘What happens to that guy?’


  5. Parenthesis Says:

    I luff you too Crayola Dude =)

  6. Parenthesis Says:


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