Winging It.

November 12, 2007

“Practise, practise, practise“,

murmured Mother as the postman

crawled towards his bicycle.

Edgar flushed stormily and tossed

the crossbow to Virgil.



14 Responses to “Winging It.”

  1. dolceii Says:

    And in other news, Postman Pat’s black and white cat voiced her grief in a pitying yowl that echoed across the valley at the mailman’s tragic demise earlier today.

  2. kyknoord Says:

    His own fault really. I mean everyone shoots the messenger.

  3. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    dolface: ah, so that’s the reason. I thought Mother had set her sights on a new collar for her black and white coat again…

    kyknoord: that’s what we said at the trial!

  4. Parenthesis Says:

    Hmm, I would have thought Edna would have time to get another shot in, I mean the postman does always ring twice, doesn’t he?

  5. crayola dude Says:

    Not if you hack off his fingers.

  6. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Parenthesis: we have a very long driveway – he didn’t even make it through the first pit of asps, let alone to the front door. (Can anyone say amateur?)

    crayola dude lives!: you’ll make a lovely Repeat Offender someday, dear. I’m so proud.

  7. crayola dude Says:

    Aye, I’m back in the mix, as it where.

    Trouble is, if I hang around this place too long, I might wind up in the mixer…

  8. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    crayolad: um…heheheh… that little ol’ charge? *shuffle* Just a rumour, dear – nothing was ever proven.

  9. Parenthesis Says:

    But patricide* has such endearing charm Mrs B ;)

    *If the tales told are to be believed**

    **You have you seen advert of the intelligent milk bottle?

  10. infini Says:

    I do wished one could just favourite a comment here, mused infini, as her fingers hovered over dolcetoo’s words

  11. infini Says:

    I do wish one could just favourite a comment here, mused infini, as her fingers hovered over dolcetoo’s words

  12. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Parenthesis: ***what?

    infini: you’re back! We’ve missed you.

    infini: you’re back! We’ve missed you.

  13. infini Says:


    I tried to hit STOP when I noted my typo.. yaaas, the great infini is baaack ;p

    Wots all this PIF business, Mrs B, losing your grip on your legendary tightfistedness?

  14. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    infini: oh, that. Mr. Benitez’s Life Insurance Policy finally paid out. Besides, I said the gift would be a Surprise! – I didn’t say what kind of Surprise!, did I? ;P

    (It will be lovely, I swear.)

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