Benitez Lifts The Veil.
June 4, 2007
Automobiles! Landscaping! Lurid Zombie Romance!
In her first public appearance for decades, the notoriously taciturn Mrs. Benitez is grilled, basted, and expertly coaxed into a heady exposition of life, love, and pocket-sized munitions by the silver-tongued – and utterly charming – proprietor of d2.co.za
I’m just saying.
A Column Inch 
June 4, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Ah, so that wasn’t you in the season finale of ‘Six Feet Under’. I wondered.
June 4, 2007 at 1:17 pm
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the creators were persua… er, inspired to base one or two or their more attractive and sensitively wrought characters on a certain ‘underground’ personality.
That’s all I’m allowed to tell you.
June 4, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Utterly?
This particular adjective has been known to have devastating effects on the proprietor’s state of mental arousal, and is not taken lightly. *Tingle*
Thank you!
June 4, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Martin: Really? Good to know.
*Repeats to self: with great power comes great responsibility, with great power…*
June 5, 2007 at 7:42 pm
no no mrs benitez, one repeats to oneself that power is like fire, an excellent slave but a badmaster. mais oui?
June 6, 2007 at 12:17 am
How about: with great firepower comes great… smoky bits?
I give up. I got nothing.
June 6, 2007 at 9:53 am
smoky bacon bits is the word you are looking for
June 6, 2007 at 10:57 am
‘With great firepower comes great smoky bacon bits.’ Yes, that’s exactly what I was looking for. Thanks.
In fact, I’m thinking of having it inscribed on our family crest:
Per Valde Incendia Vox Adveho Valde Fumidus Bacon Bits. Catchy.
June 6, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Surely that’s um, crispy, not catchy Mrs B? :)
June 7, 2007 at 7:50 am
Mmmmm…..bacon……..
June 7, 2007 at 11:05 am
what hedwig said.
June 7, 2007 at 12:22 pm
You three are such hams.
June 7, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Reminds me of a Carlin quote.
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
June 7, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I always assumed that it was because the French take their creme brulee very seriously.
June 7, 2007 at 3:52 pm
No, that was me. I said that.
June 7, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Don’t tempt me so much, Mrs. Benitez, my weakened heart can’t take too many shocks to teh sytem these days. Getting old you know.
June 8, 2007 at 7:56 am
You are George Carlin?
Suddenly it all makes sense……
June 8, 2007 at 8:06 am
Even the mysterious stains on the carpet?
June 8, 2007 at 8:45 am
carpet? what carpet?
June 9, 2007 at 3:03 pm
How many times do I have to say this?: That’s a chalk outline, not a stain.