Will You Need A Bag For That?

May 4, 2007

The twins played hide-and-seek in

parked cars while Mum was at the

supermarket. “That’s lovely, dears”,

she said as they handed her a baby and

a tyre iron, “but we’re running out of space

in the cutlery drawer”.



8 Responses to “Will You Need A Bag For That?”

  1. Two weeks notice Says:

    A chew-toy and dinner for Petey, perhaps?

  2. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    What, ze bebé? What kind of family do you take us for? God.

    No, we kept it in the broom cupboard until we’d trained it to… oh, my goodness! Would you look at the time?

  3. hedwig Says:

    Paper or plastic?

  4. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Biodegradable, definitely.

  5. The Tart Says:

    I am not sure why I adore your bloggy … but I simply do!

    Teddy bear smooches,
    The Tart
    ; *

  6. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    You like it because you’re smart, witty, and blessed with impeccable taste.


  7. Martin Says:

    After my delicious discovery, I’ll say about you what I said about The Ex Wrangler of Grannies.

    Fuck, she’s good.

  8. Mrs. Benitez Says:

    Why, thank you – high praise indeed. And yes, she is good.

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