Pass The Ducats.

June 13, 2008

But mind the coppers.

“Stick to your lanes - and no jostling”, hissed Coach Falconetti,

handing stocking caps and a crowbar to the 4th Grade Relay Team.

“Now, let’s bring home some silverware!”

~*~

Posted by Mrs.Tex Benitez Filed in Good, Clean, Fun, Minor Misdemeanours, Miseducation, Retail Therapy

9 Responses to “Pass The Ducats.”

  1. Dolce Says:
    June 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Stocking caps? What happened to the “Fantrashtic 4Mulder-Hyde” sponsored balaclavas. Those girls are so picky.

  2. daisyfae Says:
    June 13, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    sad state of education these days. by 4th grade we were already hoisting consumer electronics and lawn tractors. the future looks grim…

  3. The Tart Says:
    June 14, 2008 at 4:43 am

    OMG … I love that last line!!!!

    Silver smooches,
    The Tart
    ; *

  4. Parenthesis Says:
    June 14, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Next they’ll be introducing fencing …. :)

  5. kyknoord Says:
    June 18, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Art class must be a Scream.

  6. Mandy de Waal Says:
    June 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Ha ha ha. Little hands make light work of lifting the loverly stuff….

  7. Mrs.Tex Benitez Says:
    June 20, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Dolce: The 5th grade GBH class is using them as slingshots.

    daisyfae: You obviously haven’t tried melting down a lawn tractor, hon.

    The Tart: Thank you, dear - cross my palm and I’ll summon another just like it.

    Parenthesis: That’s if the staff don’t picket again.

    kyknoord: Come on. You can do Munch better than that.

    Mandy: How many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. It turned itself in.

  8. daisyfae Says:
    June 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    um… as a matter of fact, i have. it was unintentional. the first time…

  9. Mrs.Tex Benitez Says:
    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Those rocket-propelled grenades have quite a kick, don’t they?

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